Star of Light
When I go out, I like to buy drinks for my buddies (unlike some of you cheap fuckers). But occasionally someone has gone out of their way to help me with something like moving a big screen TV or dumping a dead hooker in the woods. Buying them a drink doesn’t really seem to compensate. I’d rather say something like “Hey, bud, thanks for poisoning that dog. Let me buy you a blowjob.” Luckily there is a special little bar in Bangkok for just such a situation…
It’s called The Star of Light. It’s a blowjob bar. Yep. You can get a beer and a blowjob right there. If they had a big screen TV showing NFL I would never leave.
The Star of Light is a tiny little place. About the size of a mobile home (a.k.a. trailer). Not a double-wide, just a regular size trailer. There’s a bar down the right and a couple couches on the left. The bar is a little unusual because it has curtains under the counter in front of each stool. Now if you sit down at the bar and order a drink some chick will stick her head out of the curtains and start rubbing your crotch. If you’re a cheap son of a bitch you can just sit there and drink your beer while this chick does her best to get you in the mood. But most likely you will give into the surreal temptation of having some girl that you haven’t even quite seen yet (forget about names) unzip your pants and start blowing you while you drink your beer and chit chat with your buddies at the bar who are also getting blown.
Here’s the price breakdown:
Beer 80 Baht / $2
Blowjob 700 Baht / $17.50
You won’t believe this, but I saw a dude in there one time who was reading the fucking newspaper while some girl was going to town on him. It makes you wonder what section he was reading when he gave her the one gun salute… What if it was the Obituaries section? Creepy.
Yeah, so as you can imagine, this kind of bar doesn’t attract the best looking ladies as employees. I mean, who wants to suck dick all day? But what they lack in cuteness they make up for in enthusiasm. And skill. I mean, if these girls can get a guy off while he’s reading the newspaper they must know what they’re doing.
BTW, you can get two girls behind the curtains if you want to.
And I know what some of you pervs out there are wondering…And, well, let’s just say that the bar stocks a lot of mouth wash.
It’s called The Star of Light. It’s a blowjob bar. Yep. You can get a beer and a blowjob right there. If they had a big screen TV showing NFL I would never leave.
The Star of Light is a tiny little place. About the size of a mobile home (a.k.a. trailer). Not a double-wide, just a regular size trailer. There’s a bar down the right and a couple couches on the left. The bar is a little unusual because it has curtains under the counter in front of each stool. Now if you sit down at the bar and order a drink some chick will stick her head out of the curtains and start rubbing your crotch. If you’re a cheap son of a bitch you can just sit there and drink your beer while this chick does her best to get you in the mood. But most likely you will give into the surreal temptation of having some girl that you haven’t even quite seen yet (forget about names) unzip your pants and start blowing you while you drink your beer and chit chat with your buddies at the bar who are also getting blown.
Here’s the price breakdown:
Beer 80 Baht / $2
Blowjob 700 Baht / $17.50
You won’t believe this, but I saw a dude in there one time who was reading the fucking newspaper while some girl was going to town on him. It makes you wonder what section he was reading when he gave her the one gun salute… What if it was the Obituaries section? Creepy.
Yeah, so as you can imagine, this kind of bar doesn’t attract the best looking ladies as employees. I mean, who wants to suck dick all day? But what they lack in cuteness they make up for in enthusiasm. And skill. I mean, if these girls can get a guy off while he’s reading the newspaper they must know what they’re doing.
BTW, you can get two girls behind the curtains if you want to.
And I know what some of you pervs out there are wondering…And, well, let’s just say that the bar stocks a lot of mouth wash.
posted by Luther Ray @ 11:18 PM
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