The Ugly American's Travel Guide

This travel guide is all about ridiculing foreign cultures and finding cheap poontang.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006


Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and I've got to say this is the strangest damn thing I've ever seen. Apparently this is a video game accessory that allows you to eat while you're playing video games. They do have a problem out there in Asia with people dropping dead after playing online games in internet cafes for like 72 hours straight.

I've got the opposite problem. Because I live in the rural, my connection speed is about 19K on a good day. A good day being no rain and no pine trees falling on the phone lines. That means lots of waiting for porn downloads which leads to lots of Macaroni & Cheese snacking while I wait.

Anyway, check out the website here:

http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20060213/ggl.htm

It's in Japanese but all you need to see are the pictures. They even have spoon and fork attachments for all of us non-rice-eaters. If they come out with a fork and steak knife set I might think about it. Posted by Picasa

1 Comments:

  • At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What you plobrem with Japan, Ml Cowboy Hat? We smart, you big. Evelyone know that.

    You no can chopstick? Ha ha ha. My wife can chopstick my little ... uh ... nevelmind. My wife chopstick champion in Hokkaido.

    You wife even know chopstick? Ha ha ha. She ploblary use spoon and fok. Ha ha ha.

    Mr Tojo

     

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